Mexican One Liners

What do you call your boss if he is Mexican?
Impossible

What are the first 3 words in the Mexican cookbook?
Steal a chicken…

Why does a Mexican re-fry their beans?
Have you ever seen a Mexican do something right the first time?

What do you call a Mexican on a horse?
Riding’ dirty!

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Doesn’t matter, they’re too short to reach the socket.

What do you call a Mexican skydiver?
Instant air pollution

Why wasn’t Jesus born in Mexico?
He couldn’t find 3 wise men or a virgin!

What is the difference between a pizza and a Mexican?
A pizza can feed a family of four

What is the favorite book store of Mexicans?
Borders

What do you do when you see a Mexican riding a bike?
Steal it back

How do you wink at a Mexican?
*hold your hands like your holding a shotgun and shut one eye*

What do you call 100 Mexicans working on a roof?
Chingos

What is the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?
One can raise a child

What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas?
Your bike!

How do you stop a Mexican tank?
Shoot the guy pushing it

Why did the Mexicans have to move out of the house?
Because they couldn’t figure out how to flush the pool.

Why do Mexicans drive low-riders?
Because they’re too short to get into a high-rider.

What is the greatest Mexican invention?
A solar powered flash light.

There is a bus full of Mexicans, Who’s driving?
Border Patrol.

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