Best Mexican Jokes
Some of the best Mexican Jokes…
Why do Mexicans try over and over again?
Because they’re MexiCANs not MexiCAN’Ts
Why did they cancel drivers-ed in Mexico?
The donkey died.
What Do You Call 10 Mexicans In A Truck?
One Short Of Full.
What do Mexicans and sperm have in common?
Only one in a million works
What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black person?
Somebody too lazy to steal.
What do you do when a Mexican is riding a bike?
Chase after him, it’s probably yours!
What are the first 3 words in the Mexican national anthem?
Attention Wal-Mart shoppers…
What do you call a Mexican picking cotton?
Confused
Why is there so little Mexican literature?
Spray point wasn’t invented until 1950.
Why Did The Mexican Cross The Road?
To Get From Abco To The Orange Groves.
Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team?
Because any Mexican that can run, jump, or swim is in the U.S.
Did you hear about the winner of the Mexican beauty contest?
Me neither!
Why don’t Mexicans have checking accounts?
It’s hard to spray paint your name on the signature line
How do you figure out the population of Mexico?
Drop a peso on the ground
How do you get a Mexican out of a bath tub?
Toss in a bar of soap
Why don’t Mexicans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them!
There were three men, a Mexican, Serbian, and a Russian, on a plane along with a fat woman and 3 parachutes. The plane started going down, and the 3 men grabbed the parachutes.
The Mexican jumped out yelling, “God bless Mexico!”
The Serbian jumped out and screamed, “God bless Serbia!”
The Russian jumped out yelling, “God bless mother Russia!”
The fat woman jumped out without a parachute and yelled, “God bless whoever I land on!”
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